Very jealous that you got tickets for Spamalot.
I have only two things to report on the current status of Spam in the U.S., plus one story.
1. It's a very popular food pantry item. There are lots of single men, in particular, who would much prefer a can of spam to a can, or even two or three, of tuna.
2. It's very much a part of Hawaiian cuisine. Spam sushi, spam in bento boxes, spam sandwiches on hamburger buns.
And the story of a lavish feast on Christmas Island, courtesy of Thurston Clarke's
Equator: A Journey
A lobster clutching Tootsie Rolls in its claws lay among bread slices smeared with green frosting from a can. Packaged chocolate-chip cookies circled a chicken like tombsones; another bird was stuffed with hard candies and surrounded by cocktail franks, arranged into blossoms. Slabs of corned beef covered sea biscuits on a bed of cold canned peas and canned peach halves cradled meatballs. A fried fish swam though chocolate-wafer waves; another vomited canned ravioli. It was all the food I had loved as a boy and, as an adult, been taught to fear. Some of it was a mystery. "What is that" I asked Korae
He was shocked. "But it's your food!" he said. It was Spam, under a glaze of strawberry frosting.