PatelBros
Schaumburg trial -
$7.99 lunch plates:
Pick 2 hot curries, and get rice, 3 rotis, and 2 gulab jamun.
On a good day, this is probably one of the best deals in Chicagoland. I bought 2 of these, and for the curries, I went with:
palak paneer (a little soupy and bland)
Kadhai Paneer (much better)
Chana Masala (decent for a grocery counter, but nothing great)
Dal Makhni (the winner of the 4 curries)
The rotis or chaptis were super fresh, chewy, flavorful. Those and the gulab jamun are really what elevated the lunch plates.
Packaged at the prepared counter:
Kahman Spicy:
These are cubed, two bite, light&fluffy, grainy things. Made of gram flour and chickpeas perhaps. A little sweet, texture and flavor like a sweet cornbread. The "spicy" was a sprinkling of some kinda red masala. THESE ARE FABULOUS.
Regular Khaman:
Same stuff, no red masala. Not a fan of these because the spicy ones were sooo much better, it made these seem "blah" in comparison. Sweet, a little sour. Seemed like there was a liquid lightly soaked into these with a very slightly sour tinge, like a very, very faint vinegar, maybe sour citrus. The spicy ones had this too, but it was less noticeable because of the masala.
Patra:
Wife 1.0 liked these more than I did. These are bite sized, green, rolled and sliced pieces of something. Google says: ok..Taro leaves stuffed with spiced gram flour, and steamed. Makes sense, because the filling tasted like the Khaman, to me. These were spicy, and I certainly liked them, but I really liked the Spicy Khaman better.
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From the prepared baked food section:
Palak paneer and chili paneer samosas:
Not bad, not great. I'd get them again to round out a meal or as a snack.
Paneer Pav:
Four bite rolls stuffed with paneer in a masala. The rolls were a little sweet, like a MCd burger bun, but a little more dense. The filling was sparse. $1.00 each. Mostly bread. Won't get them again. Not worth the carbs.
Stuffed Paneer:
These were 4 bite cubes of paneer, stuffed with spinach and spices, then breaded and fried. Kinda bland, but with a packet of the free green chutney, or other free chutney packets - I'd definitely get them again.
Chana Dal Patty:
I don't know what the official name of these things was, but they were horrible. Super dry, flavor of gasoline. Just awful. They were small burger shaped patties, fried or baked to a golden brown, studded with chickpeas. Looked great in the case. I bought 3 of them, and threw away 2.8 of them. Just awful.
Mutter Paneer Kathi Roll:
One of the bright stars of this show. LOVED these. There were 3 different kinds, two with paneer, and one that just simply said "veg." I bought 3 of each paneer variety. When I opened the box, there were only 3...left. Wife 1.0 REALLY liked these
. I tried one, and indeed, an excellent, cheap little rolled Indian burrito of goodness. These will be an "always" with an exclamation point.
As for the freebie chutney packets:
The green one is my clear favorite. First ingredient is coriander. It's sour and spicy, only a little sweet.
The dark red is way too sweet for me. It's like an Indian spiced Chinese version of Sweet and Sour glop. I could see it as a dip for chicken tenders tho. Think like Indian General Tso's Chicken. It could probably get too sweet very quickly tho. Now that I think of it, it might be really good thinned out with water and lime juice, and more spices added.
The Masala Ketchup packets - I haven't tried, but the kids really liked that.
I did by a package of the spinach Thepla, but, I'm not a fan. It's not bad at ALL, it's just like a chapati with spinach pressed into the dough. Nothing exciting. I'm guessing the methi version might be a little too strong in the fenugreek for me, so I didn't buy it. I still might, but their plain chapati is sooo good. They have a machine just a few steps in back of the counter with a clerk taking them out and bagging them, hot. Hard to pass those up. I'm guessing just reheating in a pan with a little butter and some of the green chutney packet would be a fantastic snacky snack.
I'm kinda off of the bagged chip snacks, so I steered far clear of that aisle. I also found out that there are a good variety of Jamun! So, if anyone cares, it appears that "Gulab" Jamun is just one kind of flavor. The prepared counter had Gulab Jamun on offer, but they
also had "X" Jamun (I completely forgot the actual name, sorry.) The balls of X Jamun were more oval in shape. I asked the clerk what they were, and she said, "just like gulab jamun, but with saffron flavor." I didn't get any, but I might, when I go pick up the car. In the 2 lunch plates, there were 4 gulab jamuns, and yours truly didn't even get ONE. Gulab Jamun disappears very quickly in this house. I like to nuke them, along with a good chunk of butter. No, sorry, "pats" of butter do not get used here. I think I could eat about a dozen of them things warmed up and soaked in butter. Actually, if you think of the texture of Gulab Jamun when they are soaked, that is EXACTLY how I like my pancakes and waffles. I don't want the excess syrup like the gulab jamun normally comes with, but the way that they are soaked, that would be pancake/waffle perfection.
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