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    Post #1 - May 30th, 2018, 3:29 pm
    Post #1 - May 30th, 2018, 3:29 pm Post #1 - May 30th, 2018, 3:29 pm
    This just in (and not from The Onion) . . .

    at Time.com, Jennifer Calfas wrote:The USGS responded to one twitter user who asked, “Is it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents? Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is? Or would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?”

    “Erm,” the USGS replied. “We’re going to have to say no, that’s not safe. (Please don’t try!)”

    Please Don't Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupting Hawaii Volcano, USGS Warns

    =R=
    Why don't you take these profiteroles and put them up your shi'-ta-holes? --Jemaine & Bret

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  • Post #2 - May 30th, 2018, 3:57 pm
    Post #2 - May 30th, 2018, 3:57 pm Post #2 - May 30th, 2018, 3:57 pm
    Solid guidance.
    “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?”
  • Post #3 - May 30th, 2018, 10:05 pm
    Post #3 - May 30th, 2018, 10:05 pm Post #3 - May 30th, 2018, 10:05 pm
    Sounds like bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo to me. Just one more case of "the man" taking away our rights. I say toast away and stick it to the government punks who don't want us to have any fun.

    Buddy

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