Duck, pig or squirrel,
What shall we have for dinner?
Tofu, I'm vegan.
Then this cannot work,
This relationship we have,
So I'm going out.
Stay there you dumb fool,
Cook her the meal of her life,
True love shall trump meat!
Just remember that,
What she can’t know won’t hurt her...
Veal stock in the soup.
...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in
The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis
Fuckerberg on Food