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    Post #1 - January 9th, 2009, 5:01 pm
    Post #1 - January 9th, 2009, 5:01 pm Post #1 - January 9th, 2009, 5:01 pm
    It is cabin fever time, and thus to achieve inner peace through poetry, as before.

    Out of town burger
    Underseasoned but crowded
    Are they all named Moe?


    Futbol fever dream
    on walls; what's on sandwich more
    carefully chosen


    Like the devotees
    Of a mauve decade, they mix
    tinctures for drinkers
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  • Post #2 - January 9th, 2009, 5:33 pm
    Post #2 - January 9th, 2009, 5:33 pm Post #2 - January 9th, 2009, 5:33 pm
    Va Pensiero
    was pretty good on Wednesday
    but did not please all
  • Post #3 - January 9th, 2009, 6:02 pm
    Post #3 - January 9th, 2009, 6:02 pm Post #3 - January 9th, 2009, 6:02 pm
    Five dollar burgers
    You best get there before noon
    Custom House sold out
    I don't know what you think about dinner, but there must be a relation between the breakfast and the happiness. --Cemal Süreyya
  • Post #4 - January 9th, 2009, 6:32 pm
    Post #4 - January 9th, 2009, 6:32 pm Post #4 - January 9th, 2009, 6:32 pm
    Haiku for foodies
    Will not achieve desired peace
    For it lacks ketchup
    ...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis

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  • Post #5 - January 9th, 2009, 8:29 pm
    Post #5 - January 9th, 2009, 8:29 pm Post #5 - January 9th, 2009, 8:29 pm
    Wings should satisfy
    Misled by a free pizza
    Stupid, stupid Mom!
  • Post #6 - January 9th, 2009, 8:57 pm
    Post #6 - January 9th, 2009, 8:57 pm Post #6 - January 9th, 2009, 8:57 pm
    Unctuous bacon
    Addictive porky goodness
    It is what it is
  • Post #7 - January 9th, 2009, 9:05 pm
    Post #7 - January 9th, 2009, 9:05 pm Post #7 - January 9th, 2009, 9:05 pm
    We like medium
    You don't want to f with Burt
    Did you call ahead?
    I don't know what you think about dinner, but there must be a relation between the breakfast and the happiness. --Cemal Süreyya
  • Post #8 - January 9th, 2009, 9:10 pm
    Post #8 - January 9th, 2009, 9:10 pm Post #8 - January 9th, 2009, 9:10 pm
    Chi-town barbecue
    meat jello or chewy smoked
    our sacred pig
  • Post #9 - January 9th, 2009, 9:19 pm
    Post #9 - January 9th, 2009, 9:19 pm Post #9 - January 9th, 2009, 9:19 pm
    Diet not started

    Christmas cookies still in house

    Pants are tight
    Toria

    "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it" - As You Like It,
    W. Shakespeare
  • Post #10 - January 10th, 2009, 6:19 am
    Post #10 - January 10th, 2009, 6:19 am Post #10 - January 10th, 2009, 6:19 am
    Duck, pig or squirrel,
    What shall we have for dinner?
    Tofu, I'm vegan.

    Then this cannot work,
    This relationship we have,
    So I'm going out.


    Stay there you dumb fool,
    Cook her the meal of her life,
    True love shall trump meat!

    Just remember that,
    What she can’t know won’t hurt her...
    Veal stock in the soup.
    ...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis

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  • Post #11 - January 10th, 2009, 7:34 am
    Post #11 - January 10th, 2009, 7:34 am Post #11 - January 10th, 2009, 7:34 am
    Some who post elesewhere
    Make only cryptic comments
    Tell us what you ate.
    Steve Z.

    “Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.”
    ― Ludwig van Beethoven
  • Post #12 - January 10th, 2009, 8:07 am
    Post #12 - January 10th, 2009, 8:07 am Post #12 - January 10th, 2009, 8:07 am
    Lacking adjectives,
    All I can ever report:
    It tasted awesome.
  • Post #13 - January 12th, 2009, 12:02 am
    Post #13 - January 12th, 2009, 12:02 am Post #13 - January 12th, 2009, 12:02 am
    Dreamt of the forum
    Wiv was Ghost of Christmas Present
    you little Dickens
  • Post #14 - January 12th, 2009, 11:39 am
    Post #14 - January 12th, 2009, 11:39 am Post #14 - January 12th, 2009, 11:39 am
    O my Cocina
    To the restaurant graveyard
    Santander's tears flow
  • Post #15 - January 12th, 2009, 2:20 pm
    Post #15 - January 12th, 2009, 2:20 pm Post #15 - January 12th, 2009, 2:20 pm
    MLS and Heads
    Embittered barbecue foes
    End it over lunch.
    ...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis

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  • Post #16 - January 12th, 2009, 2:55 pm
    Post #16 - January 12th, 2009, 2:55 pm Post #16 - January 12th, 2009, 2:55 pm
    Unholy love spawn
    Of Bennigan's and Hooters
    You stay classy now
  • Post #17 - January 12th, 2009, 4:43 pm
    Post #17 - January 12th, 2009, 4:43 pm Post #17 - January 12th, 2009, 4:43 pm
    Kennyz wrote:MLS and Heads
    Embittered barbecue foes
    End it over lunch.

    I believe I tried that..no response back
    First Place BBQ Sauce - 2010 NBBQA ( Natl BBQ Assoc) Awards of Excellence
  • Post #18 - January 13th, 2009, 2:51 pm
    Post #18 - January 13th, 2009, 2:51 pm Post #18 - January 13th, 2009, 2:51 pm
    These places are across from each other.

    craving spicy soup
    we are there at 8:30.
    too late for seating.

    ice cream in winter--
    halloween decorations
    gone? use as excuse.
    "things like being careful with your coriander/ that's what makes the gravy grander" - Sondheim
  • Post #19 - January 13th, 2009, 2:53 pm
    Post #19 - January 13th, 2009, 2:53 pm Post #19 - January 13th, 2009, 2:53 pm
    Maybe these two are
    Elephant and Chocolate?
    Is it possible?
  • Post #20 - January 13th, 2009, 3:00 pm
    Post #20 - January 13th, 2009, 3:00 pm Post #20 - January 13th, 2009, 3:00 pm
    nr706 wrote:Maybe these two are
    Elephant and Chocolate?
    Is it possible?

    at the chocolate shoppe
    in edgebrook on devon ave
    fat elvis is good
    "things like being careful with your coriander/ that's what makes the gravy grander" - Sondheim
  • Post #21 - January 13th, 2009, 3:49 pm
    Post #21 - January 13th, 2009, 3:49 pm Post #21 - January 13th, 2009, 3:49 pm
    Small house food exchange
    feels like amateur Top Chef
    Hope I don't go home

    Big Buns and Pita
    Run back to this GNR?
    Nope. Food was just meh
    I don't know what you think about dinner, but there must be a relation between the breakfast and the happiness. --Cemal Süreyya
  • Post #22 - January 13th, 2009, 4:12 pm
    Post #22 - January 13th, 2009, 4:12 pm Post #22 - January 13th, 2009, 4:12 pm
    Your insights matter
    But GNRs require
    that you post your thoughts
  • Post #23 - July 10th, 2009, 3:42 pm
    Post #23 - July 10th, 2009, 3:42 pm Post #23 - July 10th, 2009, 3:42 pm
    McDonalds

    The Golden Arches
    Signal unplanned siesta;
    Supersized butt cheeks

    Wendy's
    Big Bacon Classic
    Two Dollar Menu Frosty's
    Dave Thomas died young.

    Burger King
    Triple Whopper, fries
    Bacon Rodeo Burger
    There's blood in my stool.
    Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
  • Post #24 - July 10th, 2009, 3:49 pm
    Post #24 - July 10th, 2009, 3:49 pm Post #24 - July 10th, 2009, 3:49 pm
    A delightful thread
    on this fat-laden topic
    already exists
  • Post #25 - July 10th, 2009, 3:59 pm
    Post #25 - July 10th, 2009, 3:59 pm Post #25 - July 10th, 2009, 3:59 pm
    Santander, back off,
    This is a separate thread;
    Dont take this from me.
    Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
  • Post #26 - July 10th, 2009, 4:07 pm
    Post #26 - July 10th, 2009, 4:07 pm Post #26 - July 10th, 2009, 4:07 pm
    Subway

    shoot! weight increasing
    then jared entered my heart
    twelve inch foot long form

    I Do It Daily was an English major at Tufts University.........for a semester.
    Colombian women are skalleywags.
  • Post #27 - July 10th, 2009, 4:14 pm
    Post #27 - July 10th, 2009, 4:14 pm Post #27 - July 10th, 2009, 4:14 pm
    Sonic

    Two guys in a car
    Hilarious commercials
    Never been to one.

    Rally's

    Vaguely like Checkers
    Standard greasy fast food fare;
    Unpleasant craps, after.
    Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
  • Post #28 - July 10th, 2009, 4:15 pm
    Post #28 - July 10th, 2009, 4:15 pm Post #28 - July 10th, 2009, 4:15 pm
    KFC

    When the colonel passed
    I spent the weekend crying
    Secret recipe
    Colombian women are skalleywags.
  • Post #29 - July 10th, 2009, 4:23 pm
    Post #29 - July 10th, 2009, 4:23 pm Post #29 - July 10th, 2009, 4:23 pm
    Hardees

    Pretty gross bathrooms,
    Distant fourth in fast food wars
    Still kinda kickass
    Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
  • Post #30 - July 10th, 2009, 4:26 pm
    Post #30 - July 10th, 2009, 4:26 pm Post #30 - July 10th, 2009, 4:26 pm
    Arbys

    Many a late night
    Scouring the countryside
    You are my beacon
    Colombian women are skalleywags.

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