I love descriptions
Cryptic riddles not so much
My favorites are:

"When the colonel passed
I spent the weekend crying
Secret recipe"

(I Do It Daily)

Duck, pig or squirrel,
What shall we have for dinner?
Tofu, I'm vegan.

Then this cannot work,
This relationship we have,
So I'm going out.


Stay there you dumb fool,
Cook her the meal of her life,
True love shall trump meat!

Just remember that,
What she can’t know won’t hurt her...
Veal stock in the soup.

(Kennyz)