So I mentioned the idea of Restaurant Haiku in another thread, I guess I should kick it off. I'm going to try avoiding the restaurant name (some Lettuce Entertain You places would use up all the syllables anyway), part of the fun will be guessing. To revisit the classic rules for Haiku-- the form is five syllables, seven syllables, then five, and the aim is to capture the evanescent impression of the moment, or some dang zen thing like that.
Mighty dog poses
As carhops bring Whoopskidawgs
Crinkle-cut smothered
As businessmen gab
A knife sized for Viking chiefs
Cuts dry-aged red flesh
Where fashion meets blight
A mad Asian scientist
Makes pie in pipettes
In fire and lard
Hens spin like red dervishes
Did we time it right?
Astringent, this root
Drives out viral invaders
RST wept here