Bacon breaks the will of even the most devout.
My daughter has a vegetarian friend who sucks her bacon. That's right, she sucks the juice, spits out the remaining meat, and so claims that she is not breaking her oath of undying fealty and fidelity to the Vegetable Kingdom.
David "Whatever Gets You Through the Night" Hammond
"Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins