I really dislike negatively posting on a restaurant that others really enjoy but my experience at Chez Simo was not pleasant. We went last week early on a Friday night. There were maybe 2 other groups in the place and they all seemed to be speaking French with the waiter, which made me very excited about the food. Unfortunately, the food kind of sucked. I had onion soup, which was served piping hot -- a nice plus. However, the broth was extremely sweet and had a metallic after taste that really was not at all pleasant. The onions were fine but the cheese -- I'm not really sure how to describe the cheese. It was described as being gruyere -- but the melted cheese solidified in a way that was grainy and really kind of hard to swallow. It was the oddest thing I've ever experienced with a french onion soup. Really a bummer. Both my dining partner and I ordered the steak frites and these "steaks" were very sub par. His was medium and served that way -- I ordered rare and it was raw. That in and of itself is not a big thing -- often when I order rare meat, I get raw. I usually just send it back. But this steak's flavor was not at all good. It seemed like a utility meat. It looked like utility meat (i could not discern exactly what cut it was) and it certainly tasted that way. I didn't send it back because I just couldn't stomach it. The "frites" were pretty much exactly like those potato strips you get in a can. This is not that unusual in a bistro but they weren't tasty. My dining partner thought that the butter on top of the steak was nothing but onion but for me it helped mask the nasty taste of the meat.
The waiter was very chatty and not at all unfriendly -- but I asked for a lemon and instead of getting one he decided to discuss the history of France with another diner and since they were right behind me, I got to listen to several centuries of history while waiting for my lemon. About 15 minutes into this, I turned around and smiled and asked if he could possibly get my lemon -- and he replied "Absolument, Madame" and disappeared for another 10 minutes. When at least he reappeared, he told me they didn't have any and would I care for a lime. It was ten minutes later for that.
Needless to say, we won't be going back to Chez Simo. And I'm sad about that -- I wish it had been a much better experience.